Day 71: 9th August

I'm sticking by Gerry. I think he's a good guy. OK, he may have got a little cocky, but he's genuine and intelligent; two qualities that Ziggy wouldn't recognise if they stood up in his cornflakes and started pointing and laughing at his little cock. Oh and speaking of cornflakes - I'm sick of Liam eating Breakfast Cereal all the bleeding time. And his Geordie accent is getting stronger. All you hear is 'munch munch, slurp slurp, why aye man, canny hoose, munch slurp' *shakes fist*. He's not the angel of the north we once thought...

And how dare Liam take the piss out of Gerry for failing the history task... he got the seven wonders of the world right. Liam would struggle to count to seven. He needs to be brought down a peg or five. Soon.

Carole must be suffering from the world's longest bout of PMT. She's getting narkier and angrier by the day. She is really starting to become a pain. Get Chanelle back in there and make her do all the cooking! Viewers tonight will see the housemates get set a task to see if cheese gives you bad dreams. Carole takes it upon herself to bollock Big Brother about the lack of vegetarian cheese. For God's sake, Carole love, get some perspective.

Carole and Ziggy OUT.