Brian is thick as shit but the favourite to win.
So, Big Brother fake week has been a triumph hasn't it? Housemates have been made to watch paint dry. Hilarious! They've had to measure a piece of string! Oh my aching sides! I'm sure in the days to come BB will have some better ideas than this. They so clearly left the work experience kids in charge this week...
Brian is now the firm favourite to win, and rightly so. He stands out as easily the nicest person in there. He's also not be the brightest; remember how he thought the twins only did little rabbit poos, and had never heard of Shakespeare? However, he is genuinely decent, has good insight at times and, above all, even Charley can't find it in herself to be horrible to him. QED.
As for the rest? Well, Liam is second favourite, followed by Amanda, Gerry and Chanelle. Weirdly enough, Sam is an outsider. Those bookies must be watching very closely if they can differentiate between the twins.
Tomorrow should be fun as the real point of fake week comes to our screens. Either Charley or Nicky will face a fake eviction. They'll get to see what their housemates said about them, then slag them off, and then get reinstated in the house. Nicky or Charley? You decide...