big brother 9 housemates sound like a sensible, well balanced group of individuals

I'M JUST GOING TO BE MYSELF AND IF PEOPLE LIKE ME THEN THAT'S A BONUS

Published on Thu 05 June 2008 by HOLYMOLY!

big brother 9 housemates sound like a sensible, well balanced group of individuals

Well, it's upon us already. Big Brother 9 starts tonight. Who will be going in the house? Will they be:

a) A group of shy, retiring people interested in philanthropy and conversation?
or
b) 16 lunatics with a belly full of wkd hell bent on getting their flaps out in 'Nuts'?

Only time will tell (but don't put your house on it) but in the meantime, here are some facts about this year's victims...

One housemate does stand-up comedy
One housemate has been deported from America
One housemate is a DJ
One housemate is a Buddhist
One housemate is Muslim
One housemate wears a watch worth £13,000
Three housemates have children
Three housemates were born outside the UK
One housemate has appeared in a film with Hugh Grant
One housemate has had a breast enlargement
One housemate has never watched Big Brother
The oldest housemate is 42

Thoughts?

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NEWSMOUND
GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05

BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
THE FRATELLIS KILL MICE
OBLIGATORY VIRAL CLIP
CAPTION COMPETITION
ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY

COMMENTS

		thingymabob on Thu 05 June 2008 said... ...sw4 on clapham common sat aug 23rd
		shitkicker on Thu 05 June 2008 said... same old shit
		Chicken2Night on Thu 05 June 2008 said... The one that's had the breast enlargement... that's a woman right?
		PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 05 June 2008 said... only ONE housemate has massive fake tits? Not likely.
		Zigmund on Thu 05 June 2008 said... I reckon that a lot of these "One housemate does this" sentences can apply to many. Therefore, i'm guessing that one singular housemate is a comedian who has appeared in a Hugh Grant Film, was born outside the UK and has kids. Why Dylan Moran would go into the house beats me, but there you are.
		Razorjaw on Thu 05 June 2008 said... Thoughts? Cluster bomb.
		Clarkecunt on Thu 05 June 2008 said... Why do we put up with this shit every year. Same freakshow different cunts. Fill the house with toxic gas and lock all the doors and windows.
		PaedoFinderGeneral on Fri 06 June 2008 said... come back Adolf we've got a new job for you..