Tits were out everywhere last night at China White (and some footballers and ex 'EastEnders' cast members). Porn star Jenna Jameson and her surreal face (is she really a man?) showed up along with Jay Nichols (we haven't got a clue either but apparently she's a glamour model) who shouldn't have bothered wearing any clothes as there wasn't a single part of her anatomy that she didn't get out.
The floozy got her breasts out at every opportunity and was obviously desperate to get herself a footballer, which she could have managed if it wasn't for her face. Which looks partially melted.
And we'd think she was a pre-op transvestite if we hadn't already seen her vagina.
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