ZIGGY SAYS CHANELLE IS LAUGHABLE

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Published on Tue 20 May 2008 by roryk

ZIGGY SAYS CHANELLE IS LAUGHABLE

Don't you love it when celebrity couples split and then maintain their dignity by refusing to talk about their former loves? But that must only be something that happens with real celebrities and real love as BB loser Ziggy has been slagging off his ex Chanelle in the papers again. Doesn't it make you feel proud to be alive...

Ziggy Lichman, formerly of boyband also-rans Northern Line, was speaking this weekend after hearing the news that Chanelle's single only reached no. 63 in the charts, which isn't really that bad if you think that former Spice Girl Mel B's last album could only manage no. 453.

Talking about the "leaked sex tape" promotion for the single and her MTV reality show, Ziggy said: "It's laughable really.

"I saw the video of Chanelle having sex with a gopher and it was terrible.

"We all thought it would bomb and it has. You have to give her a bit of credit for giving it a go though."

He went on: "I'm glad the whole saga with Chanelle and I is over."

Hmm, so 'saga' is the new word for meticulously-planned fake relationship played out in the glossy magazines for the mutual benefit of all parties concerned?

Get back to your bedsit and do us all a favour by shutting your mouth for ever more, you fame-hungry little shit.

ZIGGY, CHANELLE hayes, laughable, single, no 63, big brother,

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COMMENTS

		dearlord on Tue 20 May 2008 said... she's laughable, and he is..??
		dandyboy on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Does someone at HM towers fancy her or something? Isn't this the second time we've had these pics in less than a week?
		wilhare on Tue 20 May 2008 said... ...a knobjockey??
		ScarletVonFist on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Very odd but I find her quite inoffensive , him on the other hand is dull as a rats turd and most prob smells like one too! Actually Fuck that! Why dont they both fuck off!! Along with Jodie barf, Twiglet and those strange orange girls with big bazookas.
		BattyClart on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Fuck that fella's an ugly minge. How can someone be a wrinkled old cunt before he's even reached his 30's? Also, does he have a job?? What does this twat do??
		dandyboy on Tue 20 May 2008 said... And someone should tell her to cheer the fuck up because this really isn't going to last.
		MrBeefy on Tue 20 May 2008 said... He has a point. She looks like a fucking alien.
		Kitty on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Im with you a thousand per cent on that one, BattyClart. Ziggy is a lizard lipped, leathery faced, fecking ANCIENT looking, monumental cunt. He is the male equivalent to the millenium domed foreheaded Chanelle, so he'd be wise to shut his wrinkly dogs bum of a mouth.
		MrsMoon on Wed 21 May 2008 said... they both look like cadavers, the one on the right, before enbalming, the one on the left after, she certainly looks like she has as much brain activity as a corpse.
		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 21 May 2008 said... She has a disturbingly large head...