ROCKY II (TIME)

Wyclef Jean is entitled to sit back and enjoy the fruits of his labour after working so hard throughout his career. Not everyone could stand behind Lauryn Hill, a woman with a truly angelic voice(...) and manage to eclipse her merely by saying 'one time!' Though to be fair, his follow up performance 'Two time!' was shoddy in comparison and let's not even speak of the disastrous 'Three time' incident.

Wyclef and his wife appear to have a rather open relationship. Well, that's his position, though the man does seem to be obsessed with testicles, because surely Wyclef wouldn't have an obsession with any other type of 'rock', would he? Here's how he actually spoke about his marriage out of his mouth and all that.

"The bottom line is that as human beings, we make mistakes. But we all need rocks behind you. A strong woman." Yes, Wyclef, a strong woman needs 'rocks' behind her. Ok, we get the picture, you're coming in at speed from six o'clock.

"No matter how it goes down, a rock is a rock. If you choose to have an entire existence with someone; there's going to be ups and there's going to be downs." Ups and downs. Right, you sex maniac.

"There's no problem. I think that as human beings, there will be mistakes. You grow from the mistakes. If my rock does something, I'm not gonna go crazy and if I do something, she won't go crazy."

He's not gonna go crazy? Well he sounds like he's driving through the outskirts of 'Mental' right now, and he's indicating left to turn down 'Beserk Street'.