WOGAN UNAPOLOGETIC FOR TROUSER BULGE
PANTS OF PHEW!
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Published on Wed 17 October 2007 by IanMcShane
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WOGAN UNAPOLOGETIC FOR TROUSER BULGE |
The Irish funster has denied claims he was packing a woody after what appeared to be an underwear malfunction led to viewers complaining bitterly about the sheer girth of his undercarriage.
"I have just watched 'Points of View' with my daughter and my husband. When the camera panned out on Terry Wogan, I didn't know where to look," cried one anguished woman to the BBC switchboard, no doubt frotting herself senseless and fanning herself with a copy of the Radio Times. Unsurprisingly, Wogan is not about to apologise for parading his huge penis over the airwaves, and said on his Radio 2 show:
"Everybody's an expert - you can't appear on television without a crowd of idiots telling you you look like something the cat dragged in."
In other words, fuck you all! With that he strode from Broadcasting House, his penis roaring flames and his testes banging together like mighty battle drums.
"I have just watched 'Points of View' with my daughter and my husband. When the camera panned out on Terry Wogan, I didn't know where to look," cried one anguished woman to the BBC switchboard, no doubt frotting herself senseless and fanning herself with a copy of the Radio Times. Unsurprisingly, Wogan is not about to apologise for parading his huge penis over the airwaves, and said on his Radio 2 show:
"Everybody's an expert - you can't appear on television without a crowd of idiots telling you you look like something the cat dragged in."
In other words, fuck you all! With that he strode from Broadcasting House, his penis roaring flames and his testes banging together like mighty battle drums.
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