Winona Ryder reveals why she went shoplifting
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Published on Wed 18 July 2007 by IanMcShane
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Winona Ryder reveals why she went shoplifting |
Winona Ryder is one of those women you could imagine having a wonderful night with, then waking up missing a kidney or finding out that she’s knitted a duvet cover out of her own pubic hair saying ‘I Love You’ whilst you were asleep...
The dark-eyed mentalist told the courts that she shoplifted to prepare for a film role. The story now is that it’s all the fault of the drugs. You see, it was the drugs (the prescription ones, mind you) that drove her a bit stealy.
"Two months prior to my arrest, I broke my arm in two places, and the doctor was giving me a lot of Oxycodone.”Enough to make her think she was invisible, judging by the reports as she tried to waltz out of a shop with lots of unpaid-for merchandise.
"It all happened in the December after the September 11 terrorist attack. I couldn't believe so much attention was being paid to me, when terrorists had just attacked us.”Er…Three months prior?
Yes, Winona, next terrorist attack, get out there with your big overcoat and hammer those fucking designer stores for all they’ve got. It won’t get a single mention in the papers.
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