WINEHOUSE WANTS FANS TO SEND FLOWERS TO BLAKE

BLAKE UP ALONE

Published on Tue 20 November 2007 by Fatty

WINEHOUSE WANTS FANS TO SEND FLOWERS TO BLAKE

Amy Winehouse in all her wisdom has asked fans to send a rose to her leech-like husband Blake Fielder-Civil in Pentonville Prison to celebrate their six-month wedding anniversary.

Which, given the fact he's probably locked up with granny-bashing meatheads, is probably not the best way to help him 'fit in'.

I'm sure all the murderers and 'Mum' tattooed convicts will really warm to the little mewling toad when dozens of thorny Sainsbury's bouquets and heart-shaped balloons arrive to remind them that this useless git who's been plastered across our papers for the last six months is now among them.

"I'm going to send him a bouquet of flowers. And I want everyone here to send Blake a red rose," said the pining drunk at a show last night.

Alternatively, maybe we should all club together and send something altogether more useful. Divorce papers. Deportation notice. Suggestions please!

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COMMENTS

		Dames on Tue 20 November 2007 said... Pah, leave her alone. Hate on Allen.
		DapperDan on Tue 20 November 2007 said... MONKEY CUNT
		gargoyle on Tue 20 November 2007 said... Please stop running "stories" on this moose.
		Freefall on Tue 20 November 2007 said... When I see her, all I can think of is stinky knickers and sweaty bras
		Lil on Tue 20 November 2007 said... They think they're sooo "Sid and Nancy"... but they're not. She's a singer (well was..), he is.... dunno wot he is, erm, at a guess, drugs whore... anyway, GET A FUCKING GRIP AMY, LOVE, no one gives a fuck if he rots in prison, best you get a life plan without that fucking twat.
		FlashyVic on Tue 20 November 2007 said... Does Honda-Civic know that ,according to his wife ,when he finally leaves ( for his arse, the very aptly named) pokey that he has an entire audience in Brum to stomp on? And will he be able to with a ringpiece the size of Lily Allen's self regard?
		hermi1kenobi on Tue 20 November 2007 said... How, despite being completely fucked up 90% of the time, does she still manage to always put her eye makeup on straight? It's freaking me out.
		MissAddie on Tue 20 November 2007 said... I WISH PEOPLE WOULD SEND 'FUCK OFF AND HOPE THEY THROW AWAY THE KEY' CARDS INSTEAD!! SAD BRAINWASHED COW
		dandyboy on Tue 20 November 2007 said... "Oi!! You're all a bunch of monkey cunts. Now could you please send my husband some flowers". No, now fuck off you crack-addled fucking whorebag.
		DeBouched on Wed 21 November 2007 said... A hacksaw in a cake. A heroin-laced cake, that's it.