WILL SMITH WARNS HIS WIFE TO EXPECT LOTS OF SEX

I AM RIGID

Published on Wed 25 June 2008 by IanMcShane

WILL SMITH WARNS HIS WIFE TO EXPECT LOTS OF SEX

Ha! Here's one in the eye for those who doubted Will Smith's sexuality. Probably the same people who slyly whispered that his wife Jada Pinkett Smith was a massive lesbian with a string of female lovers behind her. Those rumourmongers have got it so wrong, because Will is boasting about how much sex he's going to have with his wife soon, and he doth not protest too much, oh no.

Yes, the minute Will gets home after promoting his latest film 'Hancock', he's going to have lots of sex with a lady, and that lady on the receiving end of his wicky-wah-wah will be his wife, because she likes lots of sex with her husband. So there.

"I've been working a lot the last couple of years. My wife has said we have to take the next five months off. I enjoy my job, I really enjoy working. She might need to be prepared to have lots of sex.”

Thus spoke Will, growling and beating his chest. So there you have it. A married man is boasting about how much sex he will soon have with his own wife. There's nothing wrong with this picture at all (which is more than you can say about 'Hancock').

WILL SMITH, WIFE, SEX, jada pinkett smith, hancock

pass it on print article

YOU'RE BOOKED
CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
GIRL ON FILM
NEWSMOUND
POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN

TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
SPINNING A TALE
NO JOKERS
HARD AT THE COLE FACE
BEGGING FOR MERCY

COMMENTS

		gaylord on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Since when has anyone thought that Will Smith is gay? Is it just that news of him being a scientologist has come up recently so now he's obviously got to be gay? Should i think about becoming a scientologist?
		PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 25 June 2008 said... He's married to a MASSIVE LEZ you daft nancy, and the rumours have been around for ages
		MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Is Scientology like Gaydar? There is something utterly fantastic about the prospect of Will Smith being possibly gay...true or not, it is sad in this day and age performers still live a lie, get married etc all for show...it's crazy, no one gives a fuck.
		BlartMonster on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Why oh why do these actors start off their careers in bloody good films and end up making right spackers of movies when they hit the big time? It's obviously a ROML that the quality of a movie is inversely proportional to how famous the star is.
		nosensenofeeling on Wed 25 June 2008 said... SHUT UP ABOUT WILL SMITH
		gaylord on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Since when? I hadn't heard any of the Will Smith is gay rumours.
		dearlord on Wed 25 June 2008 said... you must be the last person in the world not to hear said rumours then?
		libertyvalance2008 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I must be the last person in the world who thinks hes never yet made a decent fucking movie.
		blaxa on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I liked him in 'Enemy of the State'. Maybe because he wasn't playing "token black man".
		girlthursday5th on Wed 25 June 2008 said... And 'Ali'. He is Oscar nominated, for God's sake. I don't think he's gay even though the rumours have been around since about 2002. They all seem to hang on his wife being an 'ex-lesbian'. I do agree with Mrs Moon - not coming out in this day and age is just hypocrisy if you deny it (Jodie Foster). What's to be ashamed of?
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Is Hancock two-and-a-half hours of Will Smith punishing the pontiff?
		PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 25 June 2008 said... It is nice when a total lesbian meets a guy she can really love and becomes straight
		rachael on Thu 26 June 2008 said... G>>>A>>>>Y general asshole yearner
		Marshfield on Mon 30 June 2008 said... You never heard about, Will, Carlton and the Butler in a saucy threesome sandwich fuck. I thought everybody knew about that.