It's the daily Doherty round up. Will he finally get banged up? How is he shitting on his own doorstep? And who has he annoyed from Girls Aloud and Squeeze?
So what's the drug ravaged, pustle afflicted, drooling advertisement
for abstinence been up to this time?
Firstly, and most amusingly, it
looks as though the great fool will finally be going back to the big house,
having been nicked for possession (a-bloody-gain) last Saturday. Presumably the
nation's magistrates are currently in session trying to find another
lame excuse to keep Doherty out of the cells, but it looks like he'll
be trying not to drop the soap pretty damn soon. Hooray!
It can't escape your notice that he's been devastated and
heartbroken by Kate Moss wising up and booting him out into the
streets. So devastated and heartbroken in fact that he's shacked up
with his ex, model Irina Lazareanu - the same model who Moss personally
picked to showcase her Topshop collection on French Vogue. Yes, Pete,
Kate's bound to want you back now, isn't she?
Finally, who's been slating the Crack Diddy in the pres and thereby
getting a little extra coverage of their own? Well, Girls Aloud's
Nicola Roberts for one: "I still don't understand why people
print his picture. What he gets up to is really bad." Which given her
slightly bizarre looks was perhaps not the wisest thing to say. And
then Squeeze's Glen Tilbrook, for no particular reason, branded Doherty
an "idiot". Do you think there's a greatest hits out any time soon?