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Will Doherty finally be sent down this time?

It's That Man Again

Will Doherty finally be sent down this time?

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It's the daily Doherty round up. Will he finally get banged up? How is he shitting on his own doorstep? And who has he annoyed from Girls Aloud and Squeeze?

So what's the drug ravaged, pustle afflicted, drooling advertisement for abstinence been up to this time?

Firstly, and most amusingly, it looks as though the great fool will finally be going back to the big house, having been nicked for possession (a-bloody-gain) last Saturday. Presumably the nation's magistrates are currently in session trying to find another lame excuse to keep Doherty out of the cells, but it looks like he'll be trying not to drop the soap pretty damn soon. Hooray!

It can't escape your notice that he's been devastated and heartbroken by Kate Moss wising up and booting him out into the streets. So devastated and heartbroken in fact that he's shacked up with his ex, model Irina Lazareanu - the same model who Moss personally picked to showcase her Topshop collection on French Vogue. Yes, Pete, Kate's bound to want you back now, isn't she?

Finally, who's been slating the Crack Diddy in the pres and thereby getting a little extra coverage of their own? Well, Girls Aloud's Nicola Roberts for one: "I still don't understand why people print his picture. What he gets up to is really bad." Which given her slightly bizarre looks was perhaps not the wisest thing to say. And then Squeeze's Glen Tilbrook, for no particular reason, branded Doherty an "idiot". Do you think there's a greatest hits out any time soon?

COMMENTS
SultanofBrownEye on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
judge the man on his talent - Keith Richards did far worse for far longer and yet he commands the respect of millions even though he mistook his own father for a line of gak. Get real, the world needs crackheads to remind us how it could be. Although he could do with a wash.
Drbendy on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
Will you only write about him when he snuffs it, so I know im in for something funny.
Berry on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
That neck-tie is only a couple of twists away from being a very effective looking noose. And I will grant Doherty one thing - he has a very nice selection of coats and jackets.
CuntytheCuntSlayer on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
His talent? His talent? Err, what fucking talent would that be?
sirbuckle on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
In a previous post I desired that Doh-erty be submerged 1000metres under water, then dragged up very very quickly to the surface so I could watch him die from the 'bends'. Effective but not satisfying enough. Moving to a different natural element, I have this pus bomb plucked fucked and potroasted by a gang of terrible terrible poofs, then his mutilated entrails dragged over hot coals for some delightful sizzling moments. There. That should do it.
AlexTheAaardvark on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
I'd love to take a swap from one of his scaps, incubate the scum, and then send it in a rocket right up Britney Spears flange.
SultanofBrownEye on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
the talent that kept the libs rollicking along for a couple of years which in turn changed the direction of the music industry in this country + a vaguely listenable Babyshambles album. Granted fans of Dido and beige would disagree - but that would make them WRONG - CUNTS!
FlashyVic on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
He'll be shafted senseless ( well even more senseless than usual) in pokey. His massive Tweety bonce will be sucking more cock than that skellington freak that kicked him out. He's going down, Cunt!
rainbow_brite on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
it's about time he should be locked up, if it was an ordinary member of the public he would've been locked up ages ago!
thingymabob on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
then his mutilated entrails dragged over hot coals for some delightful sizzling moments. dear sirbuckle you've made me quite moist with that one line!
Zigmund on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
He really does look like if you washed him, he'd crumble to dust.
Marshfield on Mon 20 August 2007 said...
The boy looks like he needs some decent food, luckily enough he'll get plenty of meat and two veg (far more than his recommended five a day), and his protein intake will sharply increase. In fact he'll be helping lots and lots of his fellow convicts by beginning what will be commonly referred to as the Doherty spit-roast.
HolyFuck on Tue 21 August 2007 said...
"Press" is spelt with two of the letter "s". You should know that, moly.
BadMonkey on Tue 21 August 2007 said...
He's shite, his music's shite, he'll always be shite until he falls off the perch and looking at him he hasn't got very far to fall. What a sample of human detritus. Anyone else would have been locked up long ago and the fucking key thrown away. Bet he gets just three days with Bubba in the big house, a light slap on the wrist and then out to do it all over again. Scabby smelly junkie cunt.
tommog on Tue 21 August 2007 said...
His ex is a fucking supermodel too?! I give up!
BanjoString on Tue 21 August 2007 said...
His poetry will get him through the ordeal. Actually let me re-organise that sentence - The ordeal of his poetry will get through him. Oh shit, that doesn't work either, erm, in that case can I suggest a sharpened toothbrush is driven into his pancreas will someone pours boiling sugar-water over his spittle-encrusted face?
Speedwolf on Tue 21 August 2007 said...
Babyshambles are booked to play Wembley in December! What the fuck is this useless cuntry coming too?
Speedwolf on Tue 21 August 2007 said...
Charges dropped - YET AGAIN!?!? http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,2153274,00.html How the fuck does he get away with it!?
Marshfield on Tue 21 August 2007 said...
Jammy fucking smiling cunt got off on a technicality - so the charges have been dropped. Two things, I want whichever cunt got bribed to make this 'mistake' fired, and a 24 hour police survellance on this smarmy self-righteous prick. He's been taking the piss for years, but now it's gone way too fucking far. Lock the bastard up.
Vileman on Tue 21 August 2007 said...
He's taken less drugs than Keith Richards and doesn't look quite as bad as Shane McGowan, but this talentless cunt isn't fit to suck corn out of either of their shit.
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