Wife-beating drunk Jim Davidson is to appear on Hell's Kitchen
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Published on Wed 29 August 2007 by IanMcShane
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Wife-beating drunk Jim Davidson is to appear on Hell's Kitchen |
Though he might be better suited to 'Celebrity Big Brother' after last year's racist shenanigans, Jim Davidson is going to disgrace, sorry, grace our screens again on 'Hell's Kitchen', though sadly not on a spit turning over a large fire.
Jim will bring his unique brand of 'humour' to the show, no doubt
including side-splitting jokes about too much cocoa spoiling the
mixture. Marco Pierre White (not Gordon Ramsay - well spotted) can expect to have one hell of a fight keeping
the pasty-faced alcoholic away from the cooking sherry.
Unfortunately, Davidson never followed through on his pledge to leave the country if Labour won the 1997 election. Still, at least this means we have the pleasure of him humiliating himself on TV for a couple of weeks, before being voted off by the sheer number of his battered ex-wives with their fingers on the re-dial button.
Let's hope he's careful with those sharp knives too. We wouldn't want him to 'Nick, Nick' his fingers clean off, would we?
Unfortunately, Davidson never followed through on his pledge to leave the country if Labour won the 1997 election. Still, at least this means we have the pleasure of him humiliating himself on TV for a couple of weeks, before being voted off by the sheer number of his battered ex-wives with their fingers on the re-dial button.
Let's hope he's careful with those sharp knives too. We wouldn't want him to 'Nick, Nick' his fingers clean off, would we?
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