Toby Maguire Fights The Green Gobbling

Toby Maguire's mother has virtually outed her son and Leonardo DiCaprio as a pair of light-footed lovers with barely a care in the world and a more than a whiff of lilac about their relationship. In still rampantly homophobic Hollywood, who said a boy's mother was his best friend?

"Most of the friends they hang around with are gay," said Ma Maguire. "They're comfortable with that. But I think Leo and Toby are the crossover between men and women. They have feminine traits they are willing to accept. They aren't ashamed to have any sort of title, even if that means someone calling them gay."

Gee, thanks Mom. The pair are great friends, having grown up together, and are, of course, massively heterosexual, both having impregnated ladies, just as Oscar Wilde did back in the day. The motormouth mother isn't finished with the embarrassing details there, however, going on to note that in the past DiCaprio and Maguire: "shared a bed and wore ribbons in their hair".

How's that for a soggy Seabiscuit?