WHO'S GOT THIS NEW TATTOO?

A LOAD OF OLD TATT

Published on Fri 30 November 2007 by roryk

WHO'S GOT THIS NEW TATTOO?

What is it with celebrities and awful tattoos? They just can't help themselves. So who has had this abomination permanently inked into their skin?

That's right, it's talking cave man Sylvester Stallone, but don't tell him we just had a go at his new 'art' - have you seen the size of those guns!? Not too shabby for a 61-year-old.

And check out the amazing versatility of his acting skills on show in the new Rambo film. Did someone say Oscar? No, no they didn't...

TATTOO, hollywood, bad, sylvester stallone, rambo

pass it on print article

NOT A GOODY SMELL
PULL THE OTHER ONE
NOT SO LEGENDS BALL
NEWSMOUND
THUMBS NOT ALOFT

MODEL BEHAVIOUR
THE ILLUSTRATION OF MIMI
BANGING ON THE TELEPHONE
WHEN HOLY MOLY MET THE APPRENTICE LOSERS!
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		RoyKeane on Fri 30 November 2007 said... Cock
		Dames on Fri 30 November 2007 said... I love it.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 30 November 2007 said... It's a nice piece of work, but not on a decrepit old cunt like stallone.
		Token Heterosexual on Fri 30 November 2007 said... Oh, so now it's ok to take the piss out of the mentally ill? Wish you pricks would make your minds up so I can print these T-shirts I sell to students.
		papers on Fri 30 November 2007 said... Rambo - five letter name beginning with R. Rocky - five letter name beginning with R. A pattern begins to emerge. His next character portrayal will either be Ratty from Wind in the Willows or he'll replace Sid Owen as Ricky in Eastenders.
		minjeeta on Sat 01 December 2007 said... Well he is about 60. If I'm ion his shape at 60 I'll be happy. Granted I'll be happy sans shit tatoo. But happy nonetheless.
		JamesBlast on Sat 01 December 2007 said... I avoid any film he's in
		Balboa6 on Mon 03 December 2007 said... Anyone who bashes Sylvester Stallone needs to have their skull crushed, because they obviously don't understand what great acting is. Wow, he's made a couple of lackluster films. Boo fucking hoo. He's incredibly talented and versatile. The point is, nobody who talks trash about him has SEEN his movies except for maybe one of the Rocky or Rambo sequels (not even the originals). Try watching Rocky, First Blood, Lock Up, FIST, Cop Land, etc and then try saying he's got no talent. And what is with the constant insinuations regarding his speech? He speaks with perfect diction and clarity. People overexaggerate Rocky's mannerisms and the way he speaks and they seem to think that it's Stallone. It is called ACTING. Sly doesn't sound even remotely like that.
		Belms on Mon 03 December 2007 said... I'd have "guns" like that too, if I pumped all the hormones and shite he got caught with in Oz
		ChunkyMunky on Mon 03 December 2007 said... Bloody hell - Jackie Stallone's on HM!!!