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Who can Armistead Maupin be talking about?

QUOTE OF THE DAY #1

Who can Armistead Maupin be talking about?

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Armistead Maupin is the openly gay author of the 'Tales of the City' series of books and appeared at a book signing at the Bloomsbury in London last night.

During the Q&A from the audience, this little nugget arose...

Audience Member: "Do you get angry about the closeted gay actors in Hollywood?"

Maupin: "...of course the Church of Scientology comes in very handy. (huge laugh from audience) It's the biggest ex gay movement in America. They catch you when you're young and confused, tell you they'll look after you, even provide you with a wife and child... Then of course you have to do what they call an audit, where you confess everything you've ever done into a tape recorder, so they've got the tapes. So once you're famous and successful you have to go along with all their nonsense about people falling into volcanoes... (pause)... then you play a woman in a movie musical, a part created by a drag queen and written by a gay man..."
Unfortunately the rest of the speech was drowned out by the sound of cheering and laughing.
Good on you son!


COMMENTS
sirbuckle on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
What in the name of holy fuck is this doing on this website?? Ive no idea who or why this cunt is. This is utter bollx. I just want to kill himm.
dandyboy on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
Now now, Sirbuckle, Armistead is one of the good guys. Anyone who outs John Travolta while ridiculing Scientology in such a fashion deserves a pint in my book!
ChunkyMunky on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
motion carried DB - taking the piss out of the lizard-loving money-grabbing "religious" freakshows while blowing the balding knob-jockey's cover is just poetry!!
on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
Sirbuckle, less of that son. You're normally bang on but not in this case. Screaming old queen he may be but Maupin is a funny fucker and having an extremely eloquent pop at a mentalist closet case like Travolta is only ever a good thing. "ex gay movement" indeed, what a legend!
sirbuckle on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
Sorry chaps I can only make amends by announcing that Ive found the Scientologist HQ in Amsterdam, curiously for these fuckwitted do-gooders, its opposite the Abraxus coffeeshop on Nieuwzijds Voorburgwal for those in the know. I happen to be visiting in Nov, in USA'S Thanksgiving week no less, and will be wreaking my own special brand of gassing and arsekicking havoc. I have a spare SCUD missile out back, Jodies setting the co-ordinates......... maybe take out a few stoned yanks into the bargain. Die Hard 4.0?? HEH HEH yeah right.....
dandyboy on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
That's more like it, Sir B!
DickMarsh on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
Thought we'd lost you there....
Artoo45 on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
Now you've gone and done it sirbuckle. Xenu's gonna send their cadre of barristers after you for threatening the church with a SCUD. See where that kind of joking got poor Keith Henson in the states. www.operatingthetan.com BTW, the nice folks over at The State Department will be ready for you in November . . .
LoneGunMan on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
Armistead Maupin: Straight into the heroes column you go
Vileman on Fri 13 July 2007 said...
I'll be swinging by Amsterdam in 4 weeks time SB. Would you like me to drop off a semtex pressie, or should I just light the place up with a homing device so that the SCUD makes it through without upsetting the locals?
on Sat 14 July 2007 said...
Someone in a minority attacks someone in another minority? And you applaud that? Fucking QUEERS!
dandyboy on Sun 15 July 2007 said...
Nope, we're applauding one genuinely witty author havin the balls to point out the hypocrisy of not just JT, but a lot of other people involved with the celeb cult that is Scientology. I saw that programme, they'll be following him for months now...
bystander on Sun 15 July 2007 said...
Never EVER confess to a tape recorder 'cos it'll come back to haunt you. Listened to Maupin on 5 Live and was pretty impressed.
on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
This cunt is doing the rounds on every fucking "Sell Your ARSE Here" show.I'm sick of the sight of the fugly shit stabbing cunt.He fucks men.He sucks their cocks.He's abhorrent.
dandyboy on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
It's impressive that you can be sick of the sight of someone who's appeared on Radio 5, well done!
Slear on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
Um, who let in the foamy mouthed bigot?
on Tue 17 July 2007 said...
easy slear...two words GEOFF WODE the rest is up to you!
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