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WHEN Z-LIST CELEBRITIES PLAY FOOTBALL

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WHEN Z-LIST CELEBRITIES PLAY FOOTBALL

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Desperate celebrities (and Big Brother contestants from years past) don't just go out to well known nightclubs in London to make fools of themselves or to flash parts their anatomy. They do that playing football too.

Yesterday was the Celebrity Soccer Six tournament at The New Den, Millwall's ground. 'Players' included Pete Doherty, who refused to take off his trilby hat, Jade Goody, who looked like she may have prepared for the event the same way she did for the London marathon and Nikki Big Brother, who manages to look like an old woman and a small child at the same time.

Aisleyne Big Brother was there too, although she looked as though she was more interested in how to make her top look revealing than in actually playing football. The same also applied to Bianca Gascoigne.

Amy Winehouse
looked as though she was removed by paramedics half way though even though she wasn't even playing football, and finally some people from Shipwrecked streaked across the pitch. Thank your lucky stars it wasn't Pete and Jade.


COMMENTS
dandyboy on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Jade's eyeing up Doherty like she's going to eat him. Go on! We'll be rid of the poxy fucker and she'll die of poisoning, everone's a winner!
AmyH on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Justin Hawkins - I would until he had nothing but a stump left. I know, I'm a fucking sick, sick individual. I would also like to twat that Aisleyne bint round the head with a brick so I can't be all bad
JiggeryCock on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Again, it's inevitable. The logical conclusion of the clash of the twin cultural behemoths of 21st century Britain. UK PLC's obsession with Cuntwitted 'celebrities' and bloody, bleeding, effing Football
JiggeryCock on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
PS Goody looks more and more like a gargoyle every time I see her.
UncleBullshit on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Nobby Stiles' hair is looking a bit long and bushy...and why is he wearing denim shorts?
Kitty on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Nicky Graham looks like one of those shrunken heads. But older.
veisner1 on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Oof. I come to Holy Moly and the first thing I see is a pic of Doherty. At least I know I'm in for something good. They trashed him and Winehouse at celebrityprayerlist.com
BarristerBabyBatter on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Is Pete Doherty bald? Why else is he never pictured without a hat?
claire on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Has Doherty lost one of his baby mice?
thundachick on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
bunch of talentless cunts..napalm them all!
sweetpea on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Nikki looks like the anorexic beauty queen from Drop Dead Gorgeous, 'st pauls pork products' God she's aging badly...
sunchild on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Fucking hell - this really is the creme de la creme of British crap. Just to be let loose on that pitch for 60 seconds with a baseball bat...
claire on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Is Doherty trying to catch some mice that have wisely made a bid for freedom?
Shitehawk on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
I think they may have to rename it next year as I cannot see any celebrities on thos pictures, just a series of grade A twats. Perhaps next time they should parade infront of the normal New Den crowd, and for once I would encourage fan on payer violence
ArmyDreamer on Tue 20 May 2008 said...
What IN the FUCK?
Kermit on Tue 20 May 2008 said...
A cattle of Z listers ( aside Wino) gathered on some grass, attempting to convince a few of us that they are the sporty type. Goody is such a pig, i mean you look at her and you just cannot find anything remotely attractive about this whale. Don't get me started on Gascoigne and Ayslene, the twins, fucking Ziggy and that highly irritating Grace bitch. WHY OH WHY these people exist?
dearlord on Tue 20 May 2008 said...
who are the streakers? look like a rack of bacon. and really, could they find no actual 'celebs'?
ciderwithrosie on Tue 20 May 2008 said...
what is the point of streaking if you hold on to your doodahs?
crispypancake on Tue 20 May 2008 said...
Pete's a vision of dynamism and the Olympian spirit in that mangy hat.
rachael on Wed 21 May 2008 said...
JAde GOODy should smother peete doherty with her JUGs then Blow herself up and kill the rest of them..... I wish that would come true but it probably wont.
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