What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

NEWSMOUND

Published on Wed 11 July 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Keira Knightley and Zelda from Terrahawks enjoy a stroll. ICYDK

Tori Spelling is now a church minister, as well as being bankrupt and ugly. YahooNews

Lisa Rinna? No idea who she is, but she has a Klingon stomach. WWTDD

Amy Winehouse may have drunken kiddies soon, says her dad. Starpulse

Muslim Metallica. Dlisted

Jenna Jameson looks like a Jason and the Argonauts skeleton (with great lollipops). ICYDK

Sienna Miller throws on her acting face, with the inevitable poor results. Celebwarship

Posh barely notices the Cruises' mental Scientology obsession. Celebsnack

Bianca Gascoigne doing what she does best, but with her old tits. Taxidrivermovie

Cristiano Ronaldo is the new Beckham, without the skeletal anchor. Hollyscoop

In a rare oversight, Britney forgets to wear a bra. JustJared

Holy Moly, Newsmound, Celebrity News, Gossip, Keira Knightley, Tori Spelling, Lisa Rinna, Amy Winehouse, Metallica, Sienna Miller, Tom Cruise, The Beckhams, Bianca Gascoigne, Christiano Ronaldo, Britney Spears

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DAY TWO IN VEGAS
LILY ALLEN LASHES OUT AGAIN
THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
NEWSMOUND

GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		Sundaeg1rl on Wed 11 July 2007 said... Take two strands of spaghetti, lay them in a cross on your plate. Add two scoops of mashed potato at the point where they cross. Et voila! A Jenna Jameson dinner. Looks like her, tastes like her (bland).
		Vlad on Wed 11 July 2007 said... I have a feeling, and its just a suspicion i grant you, but i have a feeling that Keira Knightly would look far better with my filthy yoghurt all over her face....
		pondscum on Wed 11 July 2007 said... I'm a minister as well. Doctor of Theology, that's me. University of Jamaica. Cost me $20.00 on the internet.
		pondscum on Wed 11 July 2007 said... Britney better be careful she doesn't tread on those teats. They're a bitch to stitch up (as I well remember from my old milker)
		Vileman on Wed 11 July 2007 said... Poor old Bianca obviously got her dad's looks.
		DOGPAS on Wed 11 July 2007 said... I wanna facefuck Britney..............., am I ill?
		pondscum on Wed 11 July 2007 said... I don't think so DOGPAS. I think it's just your subconscious saying "Britney is fucked in the head", or should be. Tonsil-fuck away.
		sirbuckle on Wed 11 July 2007 said... Bianca might have a rough old boat but you could ride that filthy body for days. oohh cunt
		DickMarsh on Wed 11 July 2007 said... I wanna facefuck most women I meet, I am ill...