What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

NEWSMOUND

Published on Mon 09 July 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Sienna Miller - dress by Versace, make-up by Ronald McDonald. Dlisted

Madonna pollutes the earth (and stinks up the airwaves). WWTDD

Harry Potter and the Kneeling Groupies. LSE

Sarah Jessica Parker is elegant and beautiful. Dlisted

Marilyn Monroe stank like a tramp's gusset during a heatwave. NYTimes

Hugh Grant's foot 'kept tapping the brake pedal' Ha ha ha! Dailysnack

Britney Spears has walnuts shoved under her thigh skin. INFDaily

Pete Doherty breaks the law again. SeriouslyOMG

How Donatella Versace turned from woman to zombie trout. Celebritysmackblog

Britney goes to church. Warning: she looks incredibly greasy. Celebwarship

Holy moly, newsmound, Celebrity News, Gossip, Sienna Miller, Madonna, Harry Potter, Sarah Jessica Parker, Marilyn Monroe, Hugh Grant, Pete Doherty, Britney Spears, Donatella Versace

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COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Please, i don't understand...Do ANY men find Sarah Jessica Parker sexy??...she looks like an ugly Desert Orchid...Looking into one them crazy mirrors at a funfair.....How she has the termerity to push a perfume called "Lovely" i'll never fucking know, should be called "Stable"...help me guys, it's a mystery to me....
		JiggeryCock on Mon 09 July 2007 said... I see your point. Who do you think would win out of her and Amy Winehouse over 3 miles at Cheltenham? I think Parker would dodge it - she seems too prissy - leaving the tattooed mare to stroll home unchallenged. Put Margaret Beckett in there though and NOW you've got a market!
		MrsMoon on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Amy would win by a nose...
		MrsMoon on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Mind you, if Celine Dion showed up, might be a photo finish...
		on Mon 09 July 2007 said... I find SJP very attractive... there again it was me who kidnapped Shergar and I've been using the old nag as a sex slave ever since
		pondscum on Mon 09 July 2007 said... SJP is just missing the broom.
		DickMarsh on Mon 09 July 2007 said... wtf has britney got all over her face and tits? (apart from the obvious)
		pondscum on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Chicken-pox? Or just Pox.
		DickMarsh on Mon 09 July 2007 said... 2nd pic she looks like the trailer trash scum that we knew she was
		pondscum on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Probably flea bites. ~~No one~~nothing else would bite her.
		DOGPAS on Mon 09 July 2007 said... DID MADONNA REALLY THINK SHE LOOKED COOL? OR IS SHE TRULY MENTALLY ILL? SEND THE DAFT BITCH BACK TO THE USA, THEY ENJOY TALENTLESS HASBEEN FUCKUPS..., THAT'S WHY THEY BOUGHT THE BECKHAMS FROM SPAIN...
		strangespiral on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Sienna Miller looks alarmingly like a post-surgery Sharon Stone.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Jesus she's got a bigger forehead than Ant...or is it Dec? The shortarse with the cro-magnon forehead. She looks like a transvestite Piltdown man.
		DOGPAS on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Britney is looking dog rough nowadays...., m,ind you she's got a few quid so if she offered me a Porsche I'd still fuck her.......
		DickMarsh on Mon 09 July 2007 said... up her shitter, no lube, head shoved down the bog, thumping her kidneys, arse looks like a decomposed kebab
		DickMarsh on Mon 09 July 2007 said... sorry, its been awhile
		sirbuckle on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Rave on Dickle!!
		on Tue 10 July 2007 said... Donatella Versace what the fuck is all that about! like she got raped with the fugly stick! it let her go! but she decided too stay anyway! jesus wept