What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

NEWSMOUND

Published on Fri 06 July 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Janet Jackson is booty-vicious. WWTDD

Christina Ricci turns into Ann Widdecombe. Celebwarship

Billy Bob Thornton's hair is growing back, with a little help. Dlisted

Britney's companion is almost evolved, but wasn't he in Highlander? Infdaily

Orlando Bloom is the third Chuckle Brother. INO

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton back together at last. Celebwarship

Child adopts karate pose when Liz Hurley comes at him. With her tits. Ninjadude

Madonna acts like an old, spoilt, pushy bastard. Again. Dailysnack

Lily Allen - "Bummed." Something "stunk of shit". Celebwarship

Guy Ritchie left holding the babies. JustJared

Holy Moly, Newsmound, Celebrity News, Gossip, Lily Allen, Janet Jackson, Christina Ricci, Madonna, Guy Ritchie, Billy Bob Thornton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Liz Hurley, Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo

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WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
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COMMENTS

		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Would (if I was pissed on breezers), definitely would (sober), might (for the dirty old man sex), would, would definitely not (neither her nor the chimp), wouldn't touch it with yours mate, would (like to kidnap them and bathe them in quicklime), might have done once, hell no, hell maybe, hell no.
		DickMarsh on Fri 06 July 2007 said... JJ = fat arsed jam spoon fuck. Madge = Vadge. Guy = mockney CUNT. Lili = Id show her what fucking bummed is....
		TapperZukie on Fri 06 July 2007 said... I heard she likes a good fist
		pondscum on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Lily Allen - "Bummed." Yes, that was me Something "stunk of shit". My cock
		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Oh, and Orlando looks like Kevin Webster circa 1985.
		Vileman on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Small boy is saying to Liz Hurley, "...then once I've jizzed on your tits I'm going to force your head down my toilet and give you a...."
		JiggeryCock on Sun 08 July 2007 said... Guy Ritchie was heard singing 'EHHHHHHMAYYYABEEE ITZABECOZZZ OIM A LAHN-DAH-NAH. VAT OI AHM SACH A CAAAAAAAAHNT! Before going off to drink his shandy, the chim-chimminying gobshite
		bystander on Sun 08 July 2007 said... Guy to Mad "Just popping up the apples and pears for a J Arthur" Mad to Guy "AAAAAWWW shucks honey you just do that"