What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

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Published on Tue 03 July 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Salman Rushdie to divorce. For the 4th time. It's Jihad-break. Dlisted

Demi Moore has turned into a really ugly Ozzy Osborne. SeriouslyOMG

A fly, a WASP and an utter twat pictured together. Mollygood

Frank Bruno crashes car; not on drugs or speeding, honestly. Dailysnack

Maria Sharapova and her twix lips - Catch her before she goes lesbian. Ninjadude

Sarah Michelle Gellar opens the Harrods summer sale, looking like an utter twat. ICYDK

Katie Holmes has hands like a 90-year-old man's penis. Celebwarship

Gruesome Twosome: P Diddly and Sienna 'Grubby Tits' Miller. A pair of twats. Bossip

Jennifer Love Hugetits turns into a plastic dwarf. Celebslam

Man punches peacock to death, because it is a vampire. Drugs suspected. CNN

Victoria Beckham appears to have a battery-powered twat. SeriouslyOMG

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COMMENTS

		DeirdreChambers on Tue 03 July 2007 said... What has hapened to Sarah Michele Gellars face?? She looks like she melted and then was put back together by badgers....
		hebangsthedrums on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Looks like JLH has a case of the dreaded 'Lily Allen legs'
		Sundaeg1rl on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Kanye AND Puffy in the same location at once?? And no-one thought to take them both out? OPEN LETTER TO ALL TERRORISTS: think about where you're parking the bombs, you fucknuts. You're sticking them in the wrong place every time. IRA, I haven't forgiven you for the shoddy job you did in Manchester. You could've parked round the corner and taken out an Arndale full of chav, but no. Fucking idiots.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 03 July 2007 said... ...or better still, slaughtered The La's, Northside, The Charlatans and probably Vernon Kaye too, if they'd really had their wits about them
		pondscum on Tue 03 July 2007 said... I prefer Maria Kirilenko, but I would still violate Sharapova with my fuzzy balls. ATM ATM, rinse,repeat.
		DickMarsh on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Katie Holmes has hands like a 90-year-old man's penis......And an arsehole like a 90-year-old mans's mouth by the time i've fucking finished with her
		DickMarsh on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Yeah, Id back-scuttle Maria Sharapova too; pulling a god awful fuckface as I shot thick ropey baby gravy up her quiff
		JiggeryCock on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Re Sharapova - I knew those grunts were a re-enactment of her nights of passion with Dick here. I'd imagined the sound to be more like a koala stuck in a blender, mind.