What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

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Published on Mon 02 July 2007 by BOURNE

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Liz Hurley creates a whole basketful of teenage 'confusion' for her son. NOTW

What happens to Harry Potter. Like I give a shit. Dlisted

Sharon Stone, or Joan Rivers in her pyjamas? WWTD

Playboy's airbrushers get carried away. AgentBedhead

Diana Ross is a nightmare. Quelle surprise. NYDailyNews

William and Harry look like a pair of posh idiots. No surprise there then. JustJared

Lindsay Lohan goes shopping, has iPhone. A million jealous Mac addicts cry real tears. CelebWarship

Mariah Carey performs for her all-time favourite singer. Mollygood

Fleetwood Mac, from a time when drug-addled rock stars were proper drug-addled rock stars. NewYorkPost

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COMMENTS

		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Harry Potter: what a fucking anticlimax. She should have stopped writing those ~~doorsteps~~ books after Goblet of Fire (the best one by far). It would have stopped my embarrassing crying at Dumbledore's funeral vows never to read in public again The missing bellybutton is WEIRD. After watching S Club: Seeing Double yesterday I can only surmise that the model is a clone. (and yes, I have a legitimate reason for watching S Club films at my age. And it doesn't involve Rachel Stevens and a spunk dousing.)
		pondscum on Mon 02 July 2007 said... What happens to Harry Potter. Harry realizes he's friends with a hot nymph (who's more popular than him) and a ranga. He turns gay. Ranga trips over his fringe and impales himself on his wand. Hermione comes to her senses, comes to Australia, and gets impaled by my wand.
		DickMarsh on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Ron and Hermione die at different times in the book, but both of them are dead by the end The main plot of the book focuses on Harry as he tries to find the Horcruxes Snape is forced to kill Dumbledore Harry kills himself in order to kill Voldemort In the end of the book Harry is reunited in the Deathly Hallows (Ghost World) with his parents, Ron, Hermione, Sirius and Dumbledore
		JiggeryCock on Tue 03 July 2007 said... ....and JK Rowling sucks his own clit!