What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

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Published on Mon 25 June 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Posh's trotters need some work. Dlisted

Poor Paris forgets to make repayments and has car repossessed. Glitteratigossip

Outstanding Photoshop work sees Hilton's shower hell. Mollygood

Indiana Jones and the nice comfy sit down. WWTDD

Three chins for Britney! Celebwarship

Naomi Campbell has nipples like bullets. SeriouslyOMG

Britney to take out restraining order...on her mother. Hollywoodrag

Another dog takes a fancy to Pamela Anderson. Ninjadude

Demi Moore's shy and retiring nipple action. Again. ICYDK

Kate Moss and her geriatric leg. Celebwarship

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COMMENTS

		on Mon 25 June 2007 said... Firstly, some housekeeping. Both the nipple links are fucked HM - sort it out you cunts! Secondly, Bunionectomies are very painful, usually ultimately unsuccessful, and heriditary rather than being caused by stuffing your feet in bad shoes. So good news then!!!
		Vileman on Mon 25 June 2007 said... Bunionectomies would be very painful the way I'd do them. How about BUMionectomies, where the patient is ass fucked really hard until the bunions just fall off?
		DickMarsh on Mon 25 June 2007 said... With her head rammed down my shitter
		Vileman on Mon 25 June 2007 said... That goes without saying.
		on Mon 25 June 2007 said... Vileman - I used to give all my patients a good assing, whether they needed it or not, before I was struck off. Me and my friends, propofol and suxamethonium, used to have a fantastic time in the anaesthetic room. I laugh when I think about it; they came in to have their varicose veins stripped, got a free analoplasty.
		DickMarsh on Mon 25 June 2007 said... With their heads in a bed pan no doubt
		sirbuckle on Mon 25 June 2007 said... all shit
		DickMarsh on Tue 26 June 2007 said... Wheres the nipples you cock
		DOGPAS on Wed 27 June 2007 said... Dog licking Pammies tit is MOST EXCELLENT.........