What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

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Published on Thu 21 June 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Cheer up - Sting has an absolutely TINY cock! NSFW. In fact, NSF anyone. SeriouslyOMG

Jade Goody milked - for £12,000. Would you? BBC

Anna Nicole Smith's daughter has fat toes and a pout, just like her mommee. YahooNews

Paris Hilton makes maximum use of the prison letter writing facilities. WWTDD

Steven Tyler has lovely little moobs. Cityrag

Angelina Jolie turns into flesh-craving zombie. Popbytes

Now THAT'S a good question to ask Pamela Anderson. Dlisted

Lily Allen has had a light tapping with the ugly stick. Still would after 'Elle' photo-shoot. Mollygood

Britney's hair is safe (for now) but she's drinking again. UsMagazine

Victoria Beckham is turning into a fuzzy little peach. But she's not anorexic, oh no! Gabbybabble

Holy Moly, Newsmound, Celebrity News, Gossip, Links

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OBLIGATORY VIRAL CLIP
CAPTION COMPETITION
ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
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COMMENTS

		Sundaeg1rl on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Sting's dick = old news. I hope the bloke doing the leg pulling is blind, or being paid by the bucketload. Or both.
		TapperZukie on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Those pictures of Pammy have put life in the old boy....
		on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Fuck all going on elsewhere as well I see HM, I rely on you to hyperlink me to pictures of reality TV's finest snatch and all you can give me is pictures of Stings sweaty cock. Granted, Pammy's inflated norks offer some light relief, but after Chanelle's oyster shots I can't settle for anything less that Saskia's hymen stretched across my monitor. Get to it HM. Doucherocket!
		DickMarsh on Thu 21 June 2007 said... mmmmmm im going to go and knock one out now over chanelle and im quite tired, damn you lord for bringing that up
		DickMarsh on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Is that really a letter witten by Paris. If it was me id wipe my arse on it then cum on it then photograph it and then post a picture of it.....that'd rule you hear THAT'D RULE !!!
		Vileman on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Calm down now Dick. Care for another valium/prozac cocktail?