What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

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Published on Mon 18 June 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Madonna's veins spell out 'LAX'. How apt. WWTDD

While Brtiney's spots spell out, 'Fucked up broken headed mentalist.' Dlisted

Dave Navarro abandons hope and dignity with Brigitte Nielsen. TMZ

Beyonce's thunderthighs are given an airing. SeriouslyOMG

Chloe Sevigny is transforming into a man, and a rough one at that. Infdaily

Hold on to your breakfast, here are Jade Goody's nipples. Drunkenstepfather

Cate Blanchett and Jonathan Rhys Meyer vs Photoshop. Hollyscoop

Oops, she did it again. Britney's nipples are like an old friend now. Imnotobsessed

Harry Potter star Emma Watson wants a bi-lingual boyfriend. Ninjadude

Keira Knightley and her boyfriend are very pointy. Mollygood

Sorry ladies, Pete Doherty is taken. Dlisted

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COMMENTS

		on Mon 18 June 2007 said... Someone tell Emma Watson I can speak Jive. And conversational Klingon.......Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit! Hab SoSLi' Quch!
		pondscum on Mon 18 June 2007 said... I talk 'English' half the time, and I talk shit the rest. Can I fuck Emma now?
		DickMarsh on Mon 18 June 2007 said... I speak English/Dutch and would love to eat out her arsehole, then when it was good and sloppy bum her till she'd never fly a broom again
		pondscum on Mon 18 June 2007 said... Maybe she wants a guy with two tongues. Lick the clit and chocky starfish at the same time. I'll be in that. Where's my razor.
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 18 June 2007 said... Would do filthy things to Chloe Sevigny given half the chance. Until then, I'll have to make do with her lesbian movies on youtube. As for Madonna's hands, well... I'm an artist and I use my hands all the time, and they look nowhere near as scraggy as those. Madonna: Vaseline up to the elbow. It's the only way. Keira Knightley: Greggs the Bakers need you!!!
		DickMarsh on Mon 18 June 2007 said... Id bum myself if it meant seeing you in girl/girl action sundea
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 18 June 2007 said... I'll take that as a compliment
		DickMarsh on Mon 18 June 2007 said... Too right, with my own head down the shitter