What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

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Published on Fri 15 June 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Matthew McConaughey is the hottest bachelor (and certainly unlikely to marry a woman) YahooNews

Did Jessica Alba get Paris fired by agent? WWTDD

Britney in 'looking less than amazing' shocker! Dlisted

Pacino to fling dignity to the winds People

Bali High - Gordon Ramsay's brother in drug prison YahooNews

Kelly Osbourne is turning into Peter Kay Celebwarship

Demi Moore's wonderful taste in fashion SeriouslyOMG

Woody Harrelson enjoying a nice gay smoke Ninjadude

Jessica Alba is up for one-night stands. Taxi! Hollyscoop

What NOT to ask Angelina Jolie JustJared

Josh Hartnett escorts Lily Allen to the bathroom, brave bastard Mollygood

Prince Harry may take DNA test to find his real father - It's the one on the left... TMZ

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COMMENTS

		on Fri 15 June 2007 said... For me Jessica Alba is the sexiest bitch on the planet right now. I would use her shit for toothpaste.
		pondscum on Fri 15 June 2007 said... I'd still give Lily a 'good talking to'.
		on Fri 15 June 2007 said... Having said that you can't go wrong with The Jolie, an older dirtier version of Alba, if you will. You just know that Jolie would be up for anal gaping, where as I'm not sure Alba would be in to that. Yet.
		JoMama on Fri 15 June 2007 said... HM, are you suggesting that Woody Harrelson is a gentleman who, for want of a better phrase, keeps his coins in his wallet? A magician, if you will, often known to disappear with a poof? Shame, always thought he was quite funny. Anyway, Alba, Jolie and Demi Moore. All day fucking long!! I'll draw the line at the pink haired tranny.
		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 15 June 2007 said... McConaghey is MINE, goddammit! Stoned & naked bongo playing = good times! And you can stick Woody Harrelson on the other end for good measure.
		Twiglet on Fri 15 June 2007 said... Matthew McConaughey - you would just have to.
		Vileman on Fri 15 June 2007 said... Would you like Woody stuck on the other end of you or the other end of Mr McConaghey ?
		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 15 June 2007 said... Whatever, I'm not fussy. As long as everyone gets a go.
		anneka on Sun 17 June 2007 said... kelly osbourne looking like a twat yet again
		DickMarsh on Sun 17 June 2007 said... Anyone wanting a damn good seeing to ?
		DickMarsh on Sun 17 June 2007 said... Quiet isnt it