What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

NEWSMOUND

Published on Thu 14 June 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

No reality series for Posh, but there is a series for David. How annoying! YahooNews

Ben Affleck's child - is Kirten Dunst the real mother? WWTDD

Clive Owen's better half Dlisted

How many cunts can you see in this picture? Just the two (one is hidden) Dlisted

Another reason to envy Brad Pitt IDLYITW

So, did Eminem and Mariah Carey swap juices? NYDailyNews

Perv Alert! 'Harry Potter's' Hermione Granger done gone grown up and is all legal Mollygood

Lindsay Lohan responds to bodyguard bean-spilling in mature way Celebslam

No one wins on drugs, though Kate Moss seems to be doing just fine ASL

Help Britney name her new album. (Come on, clean answers, please) CDL

Holy Moly, Newsmound, Celebrity News, Gossip, posh, kirsten dunst, clive owen, brad pitt, eminem, mariah carey, hermione granger, kate moss, britney spears

pass it on print article

DAY TWO IN VEGAS
LILY ALLEN LASHES OUT AGAIN
THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
NEWSMOUND

GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Hermione Granger is 18!!! YES!!!!!!!...........................................................................Jumps into air and high 5's imaginary friend
		Vileman on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Lets just hope that Jordan's bulge is just wind as anything begat by those 2 cunts will just be another cunt we don't need. Followed by another literary masterpiece penned by Jordan's ghost writer and hopefully heading for a remainders bin near you.
		Zigmund on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Mmmm.....Hermione. Who's Kirten Dunst?
		pondscum on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Lord, you have to share. 'Pig-on-a-spit'.
		PISSTRAMP on Thu 14 June 2007 said... insert 'wave my magic wand' joke here
		TheViolator on Thu 14 June 2007 said... I think you'll find Hermione is only 17 and not 18 yrs old......... Like that fucking makes a difference. Its still legal. Looks like we are going for air-tight.
		TheViolator on Thu 14 June 2007 said... The rest of the links are shit, so don't bother. Another lazy half hearted effort. Or is this a new feature ?
		Ingrate on Thu 14 June 2007 said... The Ben Affleck link is good
		pondscum on Thu 14 June 2007 said... She's 17. Close enough for me. Legal here anyway.
		on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Of course I didn't READ the article, fuck that. As soon as I saw the pictures the blood rushed away from my brain and......well, lets just say I made my 2nd long visit to the toilet today (first one was for a dump). She's been legal in Bulgaria for 3 years, just a thought.....
		JiggeryCock on Thu 14 June 2007 said... I thought I could hear the sound of a million capillaries filling from here, and I'm in Chiselhurst!
		DickMarsh on Thu 14 June 2007 said... high 5 back at you lord
		DickMarsh on Thu 14 June 2007 said... we need a 3rd pal for a good air tight
		Sundaeg1rl on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Jiggery, an old friend of mind is buried in Chiselhurst. Morbid but true. Had a nice pub lunch after the funeral though.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Ah well sundaegirl - the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
		DickMarsh on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Re. Britneys new album, how about....Fat, bald, orange lunatic with a massive wide sweaty, gaping, fishy snatch hearts club band