What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

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Published on Fri 08 June 2007 by

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Akon is off the hook for kiddy flinging Dlisted

Yoko Ono did not eat a dog - official TMZ

McCartney 'keeping dignity' for once People

Britney dates her own counsellor IDLYITW

Mischa Barton and Russian lesbians, at last Dlisted

Jesse Metcalfe - Not at all gay JustJared

Sienna and Keira- Let's be friends ICYDK

Hilton's probation report CDL

Juliette Lewis - Scientology is great and keeps me sane Starpulse

Madonna gets a facial. Relax, you sweaty palmed self-abusers, it's oxygen Eonline

Holy Moly, Celebrity News, Gossip, Lonks

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BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
THE FRATELLIS KILL MICE
OBLIGATORY VIRAL CLIP
CAPTION COMPETITION
ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY

ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
A SIGHT FOR PSORIASIS
HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
PIC OF THE WEEK

COMMENTS

		DickMarsh on Fri 08 June 2007 said... Oh man, I could have a fucking field with some of the above stories. A man of African decent abusing a child, Britney, Paris, and the crem de la crem Madonna getting a facial. I've got to go and have a lie down.
		Ingrate on Fri 08 June 2007 said... 1) Akon is going to regret playing skittles 2) just remembered Britney is a mother... sad
		JoMama on Fri 08 June 2007 said... Only in America could an attorney so brazenly deny any wrong-doing after their dip-shit 'client' has just been filmed launching a gangly teenager into a gaggle of fat sweaty teenagers. The poor chap is lucky he wasn't fucking eaten. But then, what was he doing at a fucking Akon gig in the first cunting place, has the boy no fucking pride? And also, Akon sings like he's got a cucumber rammed up his arse, surely that should contravene some state laws in that fucked up place, even if child tossing doesn't?
		Vileman on Fri 08 June 2007 said... Why can't I read the first item without seeing 'Akon is off the hook for kiddy fiddling' ?
		DickMarsh on Fri 08 June 2007 said... T* v* f**** P c* (not cunt) should be sent to an all white south african prison
		Sundaeg1rl on Sat 09 June 2007 said... Vileman, I read the same thing. It's the only reason I clicked the link! hits x without reading
		Sundaeg1rl on Sat 09 June 2007 said... Actually, I guess in a way the misread was partially right. He was, after all, tossing the lad off...
		RayReardon on Sat 09 June 2007 said... Akon = angry black cunt