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Idiot mugs 50 Cent onstage. This was never going to end well for him, was it? TMZ

Scarlett Johansson engaged. Well, that album isn't going to sell itself... WWTDD

Jessica Simpson to be engaged? Well, that album isn't going to sell itself... Hollyscoop

No idea who Holly Madison is, but her breasts are confusing each other and me.   Drunkenstepfather

Tori Spelling in audition for 'Pat Butcher: The Early Years'. Dlisted

The Edge wears a hat to cover his baldy head. Even a three year old knows this.   Celebwarship

Shy and modest P Diddly claims he will be the next Bruce Willis. Mollygood

Britney Spears looking wholesome in her new comedy role. You CAN polish a turd. ICYDK

Dennis Rodman surprises absolutely no-one by running off to rehab. ASL

"I wanted to look like a tiger!" moans Joaquin Phoenix after getting his face painted. Towleroad

Kanye West is not loving the bad reviews. CDL

Christina Ricci attempting to look like Wonder Woman but coming out more like the bride of Frankenstein. LaineyGossip