WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

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Published on Wed 10 October 2007 by IanMcShane

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

Sienna Miller totally nude. Nice runway, though NSFW. WWTDD

Simon Cowell has every right to look smug in his new car. Mollygood

Another day, more Britney. Now she's booked for hit and run. WWTDD

Black armbands at the ready, The Hoff has fallen off the wagon. Dlisted

Pete Doherty, the world's fattest heroin addict is just taking the piss now. Celebwarship

Charlie Sheen murdered a sex doll. Mollygood

Chloe Sevigny wears a curtain and has no blood. Ninjadude

Kelly Osbourne - a really old and frail blow up doll. SeriouslyOMG

Alex Turner and Alexa Chung, sitting in a tree. Gigwise

Sienna Miller, Simon Cowell, britney, kelly osbourne, david hasselhoff, alex turner, alexa chung, charlie sheen

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COMMENTS

		cupboardy on Wed 10 October 2007 said... I like the way the guy helping Ms Miller out of the water is desperately trying not to look. You can see in his expression that his eyes have just made a huge contribution to his wank bank account.
		papers on Wed 10 October 2007 said... I bet it says, "Made in Taiwan" on the back of Kelly Osborne's neck.