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James Woods turned down a threesome with OJ Simpson and his wife. (Before she was murdered - with Woods you just never know). NYPost

Ritchie Sambora joins same rehab centre as Lindsay Lohan. What could possibly happen next? Dlisted

Incredibly, it takes a team of nine people to make Mariah Carey look like a cheap slut. NYDN

Britney's year just gets better and better. Now she's charged with hit and run, driving without a licence and appearing in public without knickers. Probably. YahooNews

With his new haircut, Jude Law is officially 100 percent creepier. Celebwarship

Big Brother's Stepford Twins are still milking the teat of publicity. TheBastardly

We're helping the Americans to hate James Blunt. Hardly an uphill struggle. Celebitchy

Jordan is described as "the British Pamela Anderson" here. The description of Peter Andre is somewhat better. Dlisted

Big Brother's Chanelle really needs to rethink her choice of role model. Mollygood

Savage Garden singer points out that he can't be a racist as he is gay!? BBC

Preston from The Ordinary Boys has ruined this beautiful English rose. Or maybe she was just a hateful bint in disguise all along. Heat