Pete Doherty: Listen to these women 'FFS'
(Q)
Racist and time-waster realise no-one else will have them
(The Mirror)
New Indiana Jones title is a bit shit but hurrah all the same!
(The Metro)
A grumpy old bag and her daughter
(Seriously OMG)
Another ropey old bag goes about her moralising
(Celebrity Puke)
Paris and Fiddy maul each other for the cameras. World recoils.
(Dlisted)
Chin eats pizza off the floor
(Allie Is Wired)
Ex-Snow Patrol member wants Lightbody's money.
(NME)
Literally the worst news ever.
(More!)