What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

NEWSMOUND

Published on Wed 05 September 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Jude Law auditions for remake of 'Steptoe and Son'. TMZ

Pamela Anderson moves gracefully into her forties. WWTDD

Keira Knightley has to be back in the crypt by sunrise. Dlisted

Has Katie Holmes given up the struggle and accepted her fate? Popsugar

Matt Dillon's nice new nose. Cityrag

Halle Berry up the duff. Celebwarship

Ewan McGregor and the missing mole. Mollygood

Tactless old fart Jerry Lewis annoys "illiterate fags" everywhere. TMZ

Wonky-eyed Paris Hilton turns into Mrs Merton. Ninjadude

Boy George - fat at the front, fatuous at the back. SeriouslyOMG

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YOU'RE BOOKED
CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
GIRL ON FILM
NEWSMOUND
POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN

TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
SPINNING A TALE
NO JOKERS
HARD AT THE COLE FACE
BEGGING FOR MERCY

COMMENTS

		JiggeryCock on Wed 05 September 2007 said... Keira, Keira, Keira. Why do you have to make it so difficult for us, who remeber you in Dr Zhivago as the living embodiment of sexiness and who try to fight your corner in the 'is she / isn't she attractive debates. You may as well stick your arms out in front of you, drool and roll your eyes into the back of your head if your THAT intent on looking like one of the living dead.
		josiewales on Thu 06 September 2007 said... Boy George - fat at the front, fatuous at the back......................fat fucking cunt all round