What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

NEWSMOUND

Published on Fri 03 August 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Cindy Crawford is a pleasant drunk. No fights here WWTDD

David Blaine is a show-off drunk Hollywoodrag

Geri Halliwell's daughter has mastered walking. Just like her mother JustJared

Tara Reid has the longest buttocks in the world SeriouslyOMG

Paris Hilton is shaven to within an inch of her life (NSFW) Drunkenstepfather

Dog shoots man. All involved are delighted at the publicity Dlisted

Scarlett Johansson lying on a bag looking fine Derekhall

Orlando Bloom shows unexpected sense of taste Dailystab

Tom Cruise's daughter is a tiny chav Celebwarship

Marilyn Manson has impeccable taste in infant Chinese skeletons Mollygood

When it comes to men, Travolta doesn't know his own strength SeriouslyOMG

Posh attempts to win over her US critics with 'nipple power' JustJared

david blaine, cindy crawford, geri halliwell, tara reid, paris hilton, scarlett johansson, orlando bloom, tom cruise, marilyn manson, victoria beckham, john travolta

pass it on print article

JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 03 August 2007 said... Those fuckers dressed Suri in a BLANKET!!! It's not even well=made. The fucking pattern doesn't even line up hates badly-tailored clothes Is Cindy Crawford an easy lay when drunk? I hope so.
		JoMama on Fri 03 August 2007 said... Who is Tara Reid, and why have my attempts to see her long bum been met with the opening of yet another Holy Moly homepage? And for that matter, why do I need another shit?
		SpackoMcDribble on Fri 03 August 2007 said... I want to see Tara Reids arse, fix the link
		sirbuckle on Fri 03 August 2007 said... I love Cindy Crawford. Hey Sundae Girl, I just heard from Dickie, he's been banned from site while on his hols. What gives? Still love u Sundae Girl xx
		JiggeryCock on Fri 03 August 2007 said... A player is in an offside position if he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent....right now no women are reading this, you'd have to say bimbling about blind-pissed and on a promise with Cindy Crawford has got to be the greatest aspiration a bloke can have, 'eh lads?
		JoMama on Fri 03 August 2007 said... JC, when you're right you're right.
		on Fri 03 August 2007 said... i am sundae, always willing to oblige too
		on Fri 03 August 2007 said... gagging for it even
		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 03 August 2007 said... Sirbuckle! I heard from him too. If you concentrate you can probably feel the ghost of his former self floating round these boards...if you're lucky he might even barge his way into your back door until your kidneys crumple. or something. Love ya too xxx