What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

NEWSMOUND

Published on Tue 31 July 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Faith Hill defends her husband's balls. WWTDD

Sylvester Stallone's ex is now engaged to little Joe Pecsi. 2snaps

Gavin Rossdale's butch new hairdo. JustJared

Amy Winehouse hugging Jack. Dlisted

Kelly Osbourne and the magic of Photoshop. Celebwarship

Posh's plastic transformers. Mollygood

Hanson are all growed up, and still rubbish. Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan looking human. SeriouslyOMG

Frock Horror! Posh and Lohan wear the same dress. Both look skanky. JustJared

Scarlett Johansson to play Jenna Jameson in biopic. Hurrah! Starpulse

Holy Moly, Newsmound, Links, Faith Hill, Sylvester Stallone, Joe Pesci, Gavin Rossdale, Amy Winehouse, Kelly Osbourne, Victoria Beckham, Hanson, Lindsay Lohan, Scarlett Johansson, Jenna Jameson.

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LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
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DIRTY DAVID
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PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
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COMMENTS

		DOGPAS on Tue 31 July 2007 said... Posh and Lohan - posh looks anorexic..., I'd still rather fuck Lohan...
		Marshfield on Tue 31 July 2007 said... "Scarlett Johansson to play Jenna Jameson in biopic" - omg - where do I audition for the role of Male Adult Porn Star Number Four? Time for all of mankind to start praying for nudity. Joe Pesci - lucky lucky guy. Whoever's ploughing through Kelly O - unlucky unlucky guy, but at least she's trimmed down a little.
		Sundaeg1rl on Tue 31 July 2007 said... Ashamed and feeling a little creepy saying it, but I'd happily milk Taylor Hanson until his man-cream was spurting forth. Please forgive me. In other news - Jenna Jameson biopic??? WTF??? Surely just watching her back catalogue would cover it? I doubt there's much that's a secret there - I think I've even seen her ovaries at some point! Oh, and Faith Hill is a silly bint. I could watch her losing at the CMAs forever (see youtube for details).
		Sundaeg1rl on Wed 01 August 2007 said... Re: the Jenna Jameson biopic - the part requires a fucked-up stick insect with ridiculous fake boobs. Guess who's just moved to Hollywood???
		LoneGunMan on Wed 01 August 2007 said... sundae, is it right I got a lazy-on to your "man-cream" comment?