What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

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Published on Mon 23 July 2007 by IanMcShane

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

Pete Doherty gets his 'mates' to throw an egg at a photographer! Side-splitting! Ninjadude

Amy Winehouse looking ravishing again, this time with a third eye. Mollygood

Romantic Prince Charles. YahooNews

Fuck me! I never saw this coming. Brigitte Nielsen needs help. BBCNews

Naomi Watts - still pregnant. Guinness book of Records now involved. WWTDD

Madonna hits back at Morrissey. UsMagazine

A prison in the Philippines goes a bit 'Jackson' Don't expect to see this at Wormwood Scrubs. Dlisted

Penelope Cruz in a bikini. Utterly sexless. Hollywoodtuna

How Michael Jackson might look without the surgery. Cityrag

Naomi Campbell and Kelly Osbourne. Same dress, different knees. Hollyscoop

Newsmound, Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse, Prince Charles, Brigitte Nielsen, Naomi Watts, Madonna, Morrissey, Penelope Cruz, Michael Jackson, Naomi Campbell, Kelly Osbourne, Holy Moly, Celebrity News, Gossip

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COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Mon 23 July 2007 said... ...i guess Charlie would rather fuck those two than the pit pony he's married...and Madonna, you hit back at Morrissey, i'll hit back at you...with a fucking anvil...
		Ingrate on Mon 23 July 2007 said... You have to appreciate pete doherty for that
		dandyboy on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Wow, we'd gone a whole morning without Doherty, I was beginning to hope that the cunt was dead
		dandyboy on Mon 23 July 2007 said... And it's good to see that Madonna even pays people to get annoyed for her, fucking child-catching wench
		Dames on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Mrs Moon, you like... Morrisey? Things I never thought I'd witness dept. And literally with an anvil? You have an anvil?
		MrsMoon on Mon 23 July 2007 said... ...yes i love Morrissey...and i do a bit smithying on the side...you got a problem with that Dames??? Huh?
		dandyboy on Mon 23 July 2007 said... I can confirm that Mrs Moon does have an anvil. And very big hammers...
		on Mon 23 July 2007 said... very big hammers!.....let me run with that one!
		MrsMoon on Mon 23 July 2007 said... the left one has ' i love Mozz' tattooed on it, the right one has, 'i love being a blacksmith in my spare time and shoeing ponies and making railings'....
		on Mon 23 July 2007 said... miss m your the sort of lady any fella would love his old dear to meet!
		JiggeryCock on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Without a word of a lie, I read Mrs M's last comment as 'shoeing penises' - truly, a 'drop my bacon sandwich' moment.
		MrsMoon on Mon 23 July 2007 said... ...Jiggery, i can do that too...just bend me over the anvil...it has a myriad of uses....
		MrsMoon on Mon 23 July 2007 said... ...i have a shoe horn too....
		dandyboy on Tue 24 July 2007 said... I just have a horn...
		Dames on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Mrs Moon, yes. yes I do. I hate the Smiths. And Morrissey. The entire history of indie. English punk rock. The hippie music before it. The NWOBHM. All of it. Aphex Twin. Rave culture. Loathesome. You've made me quite despondent as I thought you had class.
		MrsMoon on Tue 24 July 2007 said... unlike you dear Dames we cannot all be perfect, our weaknesses make us human...and i have many...most revolve around cock...but i'm still all class, i can asure you!
		dandyboy on Wed 25 July 2007 said... Dames, all your list leaves is corporate MOR and rap... and there must be more to life than that, surely?