Newsmound

Kylie’s new look. You could cut cheese on those cheekbones (Perezhilton)

Jodie Marsh’s last gasps of the oxygen of publicity (Dlisted)

New Beowulf trailer. Forget Jolie’s arse, what have they done to Ray Winstone? (WWTDD)

Gordon Ramsay’s grilled gland (Dlisted)

Kevin Costner makes sad bastard’s dream come true (Celebitchy)

Gwen Stefani enters US Olympic gurning team. Say ‘Nnnnngggggg!’ (Celebwarship)

Jessica Simpson is a muppet (Mollygood)

Britney Spears will be involved in a car crash on Sunday (Perezhilton)

Kelly Osbourne gets her own Radio 1 show. Loss of hearing suddenly attractive (ASL)

Halle Berry nips out (CDL)