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Is Beyonce going down the Michael Jackson path to whiteness? TMZ

Emma Watson's boyfriend is ten years older than her, but happens to be posh and well-connected. And probably rich. WWTDD

There can be no doubt that Scientology has made Katie Holmes a much sexier and more confident woman. Dlisted

Elvis Presley to perform in 'new' duets as Priscilla sits back, cackles and counts the cash. Contactmusic

Jenna Jameson is having a baby with a Cro-Magnon man. Celebwarship

Would you want to share a flat with Tara Reid? No, think about it for a minute. ICYDK

Seth Rogen appears to have some sort of wasting disease. Oh, he got 'healthy'. Laineygossip

Peter Andre kisses Jordan's massive tits goodbye. Before some slightly less massive tits come home. Popsugar

Jennifer Aniston juggles the 'nice arse, shit hair' ratio. Yeeeah

Miley Cyrus looking for ET to fill up her basket (not a euphemism). Mikeymars