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George Clooney given anonymous warning about his new girlfriend. TMZ

Brandon Davis not doing himself any favours on the racial front. WWTDD

Celebrities wearing masks as they don't want to be photographed. Now where did they get that idea? Dlisted

At last we can buy perfume in bottles shaped like Gwen Stefani's backing singers. Celebwarship

Madonna's 'Miles Away'. If only she were... Mollygood

50 Cent evicts his own son and declares "I'm a winner!" No he's not, he's a twat. ICYDK

Joan Rivers not so keen on Victoria Beckham, but who is? Hollyscoop

Whitney Houston and a pair of massive tits. Warwick and Costner, I mean. SeriouslyOMG

Shakira made a new video. Oh dear, it's one of those videos. Ninjadude