WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

NEWSMOUND

Published on Thu 03 April 2008 by IanMcShane

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Beyonce and Jay-Z are crazy in love. Wedding bells are in the air. WWTDD

Top US hospital may have a pretty heartless mole. TMZ

New Kids on the Block look like Old Scarecrows out in a Field. Dlisted

Celine Dion and her terrible drug past. Gonehollywood

Christina Ricci wants a big arse. I hear Paul Danan is single… Wendywayrad

Amy Winehouse the model? Celebwarship

"I am anal," says Jodie Foster in a surprise move. INO

Matthew Broderick embarrasses Isla Fisher. Justjared

Lindsay Lohan to strip on film, all in the name of art of course. ICYDK

If you really have nothing better to do with your life, here's David Beckham 'Y'Know' – ing his way through an interview with Jay Leno. Part One. Redlasso

Sweet God, here's part two of Beckham's interview. Redlaso

DAVID BECKHAM, AMY WINEHOUSE, BEYONCE, JAY-Z, CHRISTINA RICCI, LINDSAY LOHAN, MATTHEW BRODERICK, JAY LENO, CELINE DION

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COMMENTS

		MissChampion on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Lohan should become a porn star, its the only thing she will ever be successful at now. And as much as I love Wino for her wild drug addiction and ridiculous behaviour she is minging, I hate looking at her fucking horse face scrawny body.
		fuckwit on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Doesn't La Ricci look nice tho.. yum yum
		fuckwit on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Ever since that Home and Away with Isla in a bikini... she's been a regular member of my spank bank
		Scylla on Thu 03 April 2008 said... What is it about Leno and twat British males who need to redeem themselves? First there was Hugh Grant doing his coy "Well gosh" thing over that hooker when Americans were agog that Hurley gave such bad head that Hughey had to go out and pay someone else to do it. Now the fuckwit trots out Beckham in some sort of bid to let the Yanks know he's still there taking all Galaxy's money for doing diddly-squat except being head cheer leader for his Missus. That should give em enuf of a clue that the fuckwit doesn't have a clue and that he needs to be returned to sender. He's such a dim cunt.
		fuckwit on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Who are you calling a fuckwit, pal?
		Scylla on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Sorry Petal, I grovel and apologise. I fully understand why you wouldn't want to be associated with that witless dweeb. The difference between the two of you is obvious: Beckham is a fuckwit AND a dim cunt. You don't seem dim at all :)