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Dennis Quaid is suing the drug company and not the hospital who massively overdosed his twins. TMZ

Chris Rock understandably unhappy with a woman who tried to steal his sperm. WWTDD

Britney is sticking to her weekly allowance. I've seen her look happier. Celebwarship

Here's Madonna's new album cover. She’s too old for this type of thing, isn’t she? People

Edward Norton can act. Like an utter tool, usually. IDLYITW

A philosophical email from Jackass' Steve-O. There's no way he wrote this. ICYDK

Paris Hilton is very much in love. No, she honestly is. Honestly. Hollyscoop

David Beckham put some swerve on the ball. ASL

Handbags! Lindsay Lohan has a strop about Paris Hilton. CDL

Brad Pitt keeps his wife well away from Bill Clinton. Justjared

Charlie Sheen has obviously learned a lot about women after his divorce. Here’s his new fiancée pushing some dogs around in a trolley. Pagesix