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Here's the Bride of Wildenstein (aka Catwoman) chowing down on some Whiskas. TMZ

Angelina Jolie still won't confirm those pregnancy rumours, despite looking like this. WWTDD

Hooray! Britney Spears has a new job. That should keep her in Starbucks muffins for a while. Mollygood

Now Paris Hilton is stinking up 'My Name Is Earl'. ICYDK

The problems in Iraq are over. Chuck Norris is there for a 'visit'. Hollyscoop

When Scientologists pretend to have an interest in earth fashion, it looks like this. ASL

Ashton Kutcher's latest hilarious stunt; it's Avril Lavigne pretending she's pregnant! He 'Punk'd' the world, you idiots! IDLYITW

Here's Beyonce Knowles playing Etta James and Adrien Brody playing old man Steptoe. Justjared

Gene Simmons' daughter makes him cry with pride. Rock n'roll! Pagesix

What Victoria Beckham looks for in a pair of men's jeans. Perezhilton