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Paris Hilton falls over. Beautifully. Dlisted

Then tells her fans she wants to f**k them all. Beautifully. TMZ

Suri Cruise isn't a toddler, "She's a very strong woman!" Celebwarship

No idea what Katharine McPhee keeps in her handbag. Hollywoodtuna

No idea who she is, but Heidi Montag is great for quotes. Mollygood

Jordan and Peter are fashion icons. SeriouslyOMG

Janice Dickinson's bikini bottoms screaming "Get me out of here!" Justjared

Mary J. Blige does not take steroids. Which means 'that look' is all natural (shudder). ASL

Geri Halliwell takes fashion too far and attempts to remake 'Mannequin'. Dlisted