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Sean Penn's idea of a romantic Christmas break leads to divorce. WWTDD

Hear what born-again Christian Stephen Baldwin thinks of gay marriage, then go and burn all the copies of his films you have. Oh, wait... Towleroad

Mariah Carey gives a good reason to avoid speed dating. Hollywoodrag

Mine eyes! Sarah Jessica Parker in a mismatched bikini designed for humans. Drunkenstepfather

It's not just slick lyrics that Eminem was spitting out over Christmas. Dlisted

Britney goes British. Again... Celebwarship

...Then abandons her car in the street. Yahoomusic

Bono unveils radical new look, the 'Harry Potter'. Mollygood

Even with her top on Kelly Brook can't resist flashing those porcine pokies. Ninjadude

Katie Holmes escapes for a night and looks human. SeriouslyOMG