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Gosh, one has done it once more! Britney Spears is using a British accent. Starpulse

Kirk Douglas is looking great and he's well used to having young poultry in his mouth. Dlisted

David Beckham gets over football heartache by earning some more money. Justjared

Jordan poses for some heartwarming pictures with the 'other' child. SeriouslyOMG

Prince Philip is sensitive and subtle again. Femalefirst

Quite simply the wettest pussy I have ever seen. SeriouslyOMG

Britney Spears and her multicoloured thighs. What could have caused this? Celebwarship

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a battered sausage. Not covered in batter, just battered. ICYDK

Britney Spears' haunted house contains the spirit of a 'tormented girl'. And a ghost. Hollyscoop