WHAT IT COSTS TO HIRE SOME C-LISTER TO COME TO YOUR PARTY

CELEBRI-FEES

Published on Thu 24 July 2008 by basko

WHAT IT COSTS TO HIRE SOME C-LISTER TO COME TO YOUR PARTY

Many would argue that the answer to the above question is 'dignity' but if you're considering spicing up your birthday party with an appearance by Jamiroquai be prepared to spend over £500,000 (yes we have got the comma in the right place). Painstaking research that we have seen somewhere shows some shockingly high prices for a star to show up and mime their hit(s) for your slightly embarrassed family to shuffle along to.

So here we go in ascending order:

Peaches Geldof - £7.5k

Howard Jones - £10k

Rhydian from X Factor - £20k

Beverley Knight or Shakin Stevens - £40k (!!!!!)

Sugababes - £100k

Lily Allen - £150k

Prodigy or Girls Aloud (typical choice) - £250k

Winehouse / Timberlake / Rihanna - £500k

Beyonce - £750k

Mark Ronson - £1m

If anyone gets The Prodigy to play their company party we'd definitely like an invite.

PEACHES GELDOF, PRODIGY, GIRLS ALOUD, LILY ALLEN, MARK RONSON, SUGABABES

pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		skummymummy on Thu 24 July 2008 said... Surely that's a typo and it should be £7.50 for Peaches?
		Geushky on Thu 24 July 2008 said... Cuntfest.
		dan1987 on Thu 24 July 2008 said... Few bags of coke and you could get geldof and winhouse, throw in a crack wrap and they lez it up.
		FuriousBubbles on Thu 24 July 2008 said... No it was supposed to be 7.5 grams for peaches. Fucking lightweight.
		tigerstail on Thu 24 July 2008 said... Ginger one is deep into milf territory
		Dames on Thu 24 July 2008 said... prob with GA? I take it they offend the Bloc Party/Bats For Lashes/CSS demo?
		hamstir on Fri 25 July 2008 said... the dark haired one looks well happy to be there
		Kermit on Fri 25 July 2008 said... she's called Cheryl Cole- married to that ugly cunt called Ashley Cole who is thick as fuck and a total pikey- money doesn't buy class!
		degzy on Fri 25 July 2008 said... Ginger loud, still can't get my head round that 1.Saying that i wouldn't fuckin want to, i'd rather bum kevin, or perry for that matter..
		ComradeDuch on Fri 25 July 2008 said... I called up Chas and Dave's agent one time. £3,000 per night. Bargain. Don't tell me you wouldn't prefer Chas and Dave at three grand for a party rather than Lily Allen for 50 times that much
		strangelad on Fri 25 July 2008 said... What can you do for that sort of money exactly? For example could you hire the spawn of Geldof and do a Max Moseley with her? Now there are some pictures that the press could have a field day with, plus you could make money into the bargain, I reckon some piece of tat like the News of the World would give you £20k for that.
		BlartMonster on Mon 28 July 2008 said... I thought this was a fucking list of how much to take these cunts out - as in "Out". Dead. Bang bang bang,...