What Is The Point Of Madonna?

What Is The Point Of This Person?

Published on Sat 19 May 2007 by BOURNE

What Is The Point Of Madonna?

Madonna, Queen Of Pop, Guy Richie, Confessions on a Dance Floor, Live Earth Charity Single, Ciccone, Holy Moly, Holy News, Celebrity, Gossip

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COMMENTS

		Dissident on Fri 18 May 2007 said... Quite clearly, the point of Madonna is to add humour to Ruddy Hell Its Harry and Paul's Guy Ritchie sketch, don't you know, don't you know, for fack's sake!... unless its not Madonna, and is actually Skeletor in a wig.
		Dissident on Fri 18 May 2007 said... Quite clearly, the point of Madonna is to add humour to Ruddy Hell Its Harry and Paul's Guy Ritchie sketch, don't you know, don't you know, for fack's sake!... unless its not Madonna, and is actually Skeletor in a wig.
		suzyq on Fri 18 May 2007 said... bored now....where's the mailout??
		on Fri 18 May 2007 said... Oh I don't know. Erm.......tits, fanny, buggery, facial or something. Is Lourdes old enough yet?
		DeirdreChambers on Fri 18 May 2007 said... I can't help it, I love her! I wish she'd stop acting like such a twat though, its making her harder and harder to defend....
		MrBob on Fri 18 May 2007 said... It'd be lovely if the point of Madonna was to lock that cunt Guy Ritchie in a cupboard to stop him making any more shit films. Sadly, the silly bint would let him out as soon as he said "I know, lord-luvva-duck, why dontcha star in my new flick? It's called Body Of Evidence 2."
		iamacunt on Fri 18 May 2007 said... to act as guy ritchie's spunkbucket
		DickMarsh on Fri 18 May 2007 said... Arse mouth arse arse mouth open eyed facial.......................mmmmmmm my fave
		DickMarsh on Fri 18 May 2007 said... I'm straight but, if I was going to shag a man, it would be Madonna
		bzoocow on Fri 18 May 2007 said... To warn 40 something of the dangers of going to the gym too much... That was male 40 something...
		MonkeyBoy on Fri 18 May 2007 said... Not even Madonna can add humour to Harry Enfield's new show.
		Blurgle on Fri 18 May 2007 said... To annoy and irritate all of us.
		Poontang on Fri 18 May 2007 said... Beetlejuice
		matt on Fri 18 May 2007 said... To stand as a warning that there is a point when it is wise to leave the stage, and not leech off of avant-garde dance producers or perv over lap dancers whilst her mockney husband tries to drum up interest in more gangster-porn
		HalfdeadFred on Sat 19 May 2007 said... yeah dick marsh and if you were a mna madonna might shag you too!
		DickMarsh on Sat 19 May 2007 said... A mna ? Are you so fucking thick that you couldn'r write a 14 word sentance without a mistake and so illiterate that you forgot all grammer and punctuation.
		RichardRichard on Sat 19 May 2007 said... Ballistics testing?
		MonkeyBoy on Sat 19 May 2007 said... Dick Marsh. You forfeit the right to comment on someone's ability to write correct English when you can't even spell GRAMMAR you fucking retard.
		LouisLouis on Sat 19 May 2007 said... The point of Madge? To be bribed by multinationals into peddling deafening jimgles to graduates of the University of PO Box 17 who can then indulge in squalid, empty little sexual power exchanges to the accompaniment of cheap drugs and her provincial, beige twang.
		RayReardon on Sat 19 May 2007 said... all that can be therefore concluded.... is that Dick Marsh is a cunt. Next please......
		Klarionthewitchboy on Sun 20 May 2007 said... I wish I was a mna...
		AndyShandy on Sun 20 May 2007 said... Have you all heard her Live Earth song, which she's giving away for free? You can download it from here: http://liveearth.msn.com/ It's hideous. I thought it was a piss-take the first time I heard it.
		anneka on Sun 20 May 2007 said... ugly, leather faced old cunt. the point of her is to remind us to not develop man like arm muscles at 40. also, to remind us that if we ever look like her, we should have facial reconstructive surgery
		mae on Sun 20 May 2007 said... Dick marsh 'Couldn'r' wipe his own arse. Fanny.
		BigFella on Mon 21 May 2007 said... Dick Marsh is the World's Biggest Cunt. A 'sentance' that nobody could disagree with...