What on earth could Kylie be saying from this less than flattering photograph we've managed to find?
Firstly, I didn't think she were able to move her facial muscles into such an expression, what with all that botox she's had injected into her face. It's like the wrinkles have been been ironed right out of her face and with nowhere else to go, have had to slip down to her neck.
Could she be displaying her anger at Ian Brown for his rude remarks about her at the Q Awards with her fists clenched ready to punch the miserable cunt in the face? He did say she was rubbish and ugly after all.
Or could her anger be directed to the person behind the camera (presuming he is man) for his refusal to impregnate her, what with her biological clock fast ticking and her hopes of marriage fading by the day?
Or is she not saying anything at all and just trying with all her might to do a number two right there on that shag pile?