What happens when you inadvertently invite party monster Winehouse back to yours?
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Published on Sat 19 May 2007 by IanMcShane
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What happens when you inadvertently invite party monster Winehouse back to yours? |
A drunken mole, enjoying a night out at a London club, made the terrible mistake of shouting out: "All back to mine!" Never the wisest thing to do in London, you're always guaranteed to get at least one member of the living dead cluttering up your front room. You might as well shout "Beetlejuice" or "Candyman" three times.Anyway, it came to pass that Amy Winehouse staggered into our mole's house, in the company of Babyshambles' Drew McConnell (no, we've never heard of him before either) and a selection of rich young fillies who wanted nothing more than to annoy daddy dearest by banging the flies off a grubby little rock star who just so happens to share a stage with cadaver-to-be Pete Doherty.
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Winehouse was less than impressed with the gathering, slurring, "Letsh get out of this fahkin' dump, it's boooooring. Theresh no drugs and nothing to drink," after just a few minutes.
The tattily tattooed lady then decided to pick on the mole's friend, a girl from Ghana with luxuriant hair, possibly because latent anorexia tends not to have the best effect on one's own mane. "Hey Wiggy, Wiggy, Wiggy!" she cried hilariously, leading to a small exchange with our mole, who reasonably asked:
"Excuse me, but are you always such a TWAT?"
Winehouse asked him to repeat the question, which he did with some force, while also pointing out that it was his house, she wasn't invited and that she should remove her bony hips and hairy face from the vicinity. Right now.
Deeply offended, she stomped to the door, waiting for her group of acolytes to follow. Unfortunately, the hangers-on were having quite a good time, leaving Winehouse to stalk off into the night on her own, no doubt looking for an ideal combination of lesbian gussets dusted with cocaine swimming in free booze. Meanwhile the unknown quantity from Babyshambles thoroughly enjoyed himself, rid of his hairy, growling anchor.
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