holy moly talks women's fashion...

Yes well done Mirren, Scorcese and that girl off American Idol, all of whom got something nice for their front room at The Oscars last night.

The awards were mostly uneventful and everyone people wanted to win won something. So, knowing as much as I do about women's fashion here is a thing about how the Hollywood A List ladies looked…

Jodie Foster: Ellen was hosting, which would explain Foster's dykey hair.

Jennifer Hudson: Came dressed as an extra from Star Trek.

Jennifer Lopez: Hair like the Queen. Dress like a wedding cake. With layers and frosting. Holy Moly will put money on a baby-type announcement in the next month - she is well up the stick.

Penelope Cruz: Seriously, how many flamingos did she club to death for that dress?

Jada Pinkett: Cheer up love, you're at the fucking Oscars.

In other news, Reese Witherspoon and Helen Mirren looked nice and Shannon from Home and Away got herself an invite because she is still shagging Ali G.

Well done everyone. More pics after the jump including Travolta in another ridiculous wig and beard and Robert Downey Jr, looking far healthier and cooler than a man who's had Smithkline levels of drugs in his system really should...