WHAT CAUSED EMERGENCY SERVICES TO TAKE BRITNEY IN

BRITNEY UPDATE

Published on Thu 31 January 2008 by Mopsa

WHAT CAUSED EMERGENCY SERVICES TO TAKE BRITNEY IN

More news in: Britney Spears was apparently admitted to hospital after friends and emergency services became concerned for her after she was earlier seen getting out of her car, stumbling into the woods and talking to the trees in her bizarre British accent. You couldn't make this stuff up...

At the hospital, it is reported that her parents are now arguing with Britney's 'manager', Sam Lufti, as they have been denied the right to make medical decisions on behalf of their daughter.

According to TMZ, when she was admitted into hospital earlier this month, Britney made her lawyers draft paperwork so that Jamie and Lynne Spears (yes, they really did give their second daughter a name each) couldn't act on their daughter's behalf.

Her father, Jamie, is now apparently blaming Sam for his daughter's demise.

Despite all the commotion, Britney is apparently remaining calm and has even been allowed out for a cigarette. It's not been reported whether or not she had a conversation with it...

Let's hope she can finally get the help she so clearly needs now.

Britney Spears, sectioned, hospital, Lynne Spears, Sam Lufti, TMZ, cigarette

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COMMENTS

		BustySinclair on Fri 01 February 2008 said... Not that I particularly give a rat's about this crusty slapper, but if she ends up in the nuthouse or dead, will any of these people be held accountable?
		JoeJ on Fri 01 February 2008 said... mad crystal meth taking cunt
		BustySinclair on Fri 01 February 2008 said... Cue the Cruiser bursting into the hospital (a'la Rutger Hauer in Ladyhawk) on his magnificent black Hummer screaming "YOU DON'T KNOW PSYCHIATRY, I DO!". The Freedom Medal of Valour hangs proudly round his neck and glints magnificently under the flickering light of the fluorescent tubes. The loyal army of Scientolobots are close at his heels, threatening and sueing their way through a mob of bewildered healthcare professionals. After a fabulously choreographed battle scene with enough CGI to qualify as a cartoon, he finally reaches the damsel in distress (strapped to her gurney and speaking in tongues), leans down extending his hand to her and says "Come with me if you want a free personality test".
		DeBouched on Sat 02 February 2008 said... Busty! Very funny.